Just rating this based off what's available to play right now, which is nothing. Not even a clear vision as to what the game intends to be.
You say reviews don't matter, but they do. If this just had 5 stars plastered all over it, people would get the wrong idea, play it, and think of the whole project as a joke after seeing it's a 1 star experience.
What you have available here shouldn't have been released as it looks to be thrown together in a few hours, making your use of Miyamoto's "game delay" quote ironic asf 😂
Just saying, don't give something poorly made out to the public and expect a positive response. Own up to bad reviews, take the criticism with maturity, and get to work. That's how good games are made.